Every now and then, I wish I hadn’t picked up the telephone. I had one of those yesterday. My buddy, Ant rang me up to let me know how his date went the other night. He met this nasty shemale babe named Kamely out at the bar a few weeks ago and finally hooked up with her. She’s got short red hair and a pair of perky boobs that Ant loves to suck on. He told me that she let him drill her in the butt and blow his wad in her mouth. I don’t know why he does this. Maybe it’s because he knows I’m not getting laid and he likes to rub it in. Asshole even gave me photos!